Jiggle My Way To Sleep

The act of wanking yourself and falling asleep in the middle of your session; only applies to the male gender

"Last night I jiggle my way to sleep"

by hardcore.memester June 4, 2018

toucha my spaghet

when some girl trying to touch your spaghet

i met this girl today, she was nice but i had to leave because she tryna toucha my spaghet

by ToUcHa My SpAgHet May 2, 2018

working my tits

Really getting on someone’s nerves. Irritating. Used in the movie Tank Girl.

The first sergeant was really working my tits.

by anonymous November 24, 2023

Tiddling My Moist Minge

Masturbating

My wife caught me tiddling my moist minge.

by MommyRisa March 7, 2025

K my S

"K my S" is social media friendly way of saying "Kill myself". It's used on a variety of platforms to avoid getting banned or shadow banned by content filters.

If my parents knew what I was doing, I'd totally K my S.

by L8erG8er January 24, 2023

that's my excuse

when you give yourself a reason to postpone a task or job or an inconvenience you don't feel like doing.

yeah damn, I should mow the grass, but it's cloudy out and might rain, yea that's my excuse. excuse postponing lazy

by Marty5 April 7, 2013

on my meat

When a person is on your case

Bro that teacher is is on my meat

by On my meat January 20, 2018