Godzilla Dick

The use of forced perspective to make your penis look big. Usually using tight shots of penetration. Using the techniques often employed by Japanese monster movie, Godzilla. Having an actor in a lizard suit and scale models of buildings. Much like a lot of women adult actors are short creating the sense that the man is impressive.

May: The General Manager has Godzilla Dick.

Robin N: He has a huge dick?
May: No, he has a relatively small dick, but I’m so petite that it looks more impressive.

by Mikey_Ruben March 21, 2025

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dick whistle

when a man goes to ejaculate, but shoots a blank, accompanied by a strange whistle that comes from the pee hole of his penis.

a dick whistle is the weirdest thing i have ever heard, i didnt think they were real until i let out a dick whistle after banging for the 6th time in one day!!

by binjamin binnington III esq. February 27, 2022

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Dick Boogers

When you fuck someone with a yeast infection.

“Ah dude...I fucked Brittany last night but her vag was crawling with that cottage cheese and I was left with them dick boogers”

by vagina_mani0 January 28, 2022

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Dick cheese

When someone puts cheese under their foreskin and lets it ferment for 2-3 days. They put it in a bag with small cockroaches and usually dump it on somone or throw it at someone.

That fucking idiot threw some dick cheese on me

by Shoe_stealer64 May 21, 2022

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dick cole liquor

An owner of an alcohol store who is a total douche.

Person 1: You're not gonna believe that dick cole liquor.
Person 2: Why? What happened?
Person 1: He carded me for buying a bottle of Tito's Premium Vodka.
Person 2: What a cunt!

by Herb E. Versmels December 17, 2016

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