fuck the dog

to screw the pooch; to mess up
When you fuck up badly e.g fumbling a 10 or poorly hiding the dismembered remains of your teacher Mr. Finn when he asks you why you're late for the 3rd time this week

James: yo did you recharge the cart?
Kendrick Lamar: nah dog I totally forgot
James: dude you fucked the dog on that one
fuck the dog: to screw up

by irate_armadillo June 10, 2024

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as fuck

constant, abundant and/or plentiful

“i look dumb as fuck right now”
as in: “i look really dumb right now”
this suggests that there is an abundant and plentiful amount of dumb being exuded

“i have a headache as fuck”
same as: “i have such a bad headache”
this could indicate that said headache is causing abundant and/or constant pain

by ag1203 May 15, 2024

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Fuck the Owner Year

Every 5th year of a decade every discord user can harass the owner. This lasts the whole year and the owner cannot do anything about it.

It's finally struck Fuck the Owner Year, let's go harass the owner

by ASaneHuman December 28, 2022

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Slap A Bitch An' Fuck A Hoe

The action of slapping a bitch, and then fucking a hoe, normally another member of the Female population.
This word, like most of my shit, is only used by the most elite of the mfs in the world.

Brohmine: "Bro how u been?"
TitoTheBandito: "Drownin' in that puss."
Brohmine: "Damn dude."
TitoTheBandito: "Well, you know what I always say, 'slap a bitch an' fuck a hoe', that's my motto.

by TitoTheBandito December 19, 2019

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