Shitty Dick Syndrome

The inability to provide sufficient sexual stimulation to one’s partner, usually a result of a below average penis length, girth, or function.

“Bro, Billy found out why he can’t give his girl an orgasm. The doctor diagnosed him with SDS.”

“What is SDS?”

“Shitty Dick Syndrome.”

by SneakyPorchSpook February 21, 2022

Dick spreader

Dick spreader

Dick spreader could be used as an insult or used in a situation where a man gets a knife and cuts down the centre of his dick while spreading the wound wide open.

Guy 1: You see that huge nerd Carl over there?

Guy 2: Carl? What about him?

Guy 1: Carl is such a Dick spreader!

by Average DemonCore Fucker November 30, 2022

national post your dick day

post your dick

"hey it's September 9th its national post your dick day"

by dezzoo September 06, 2022

friendship dick

friendship personified by a cock, what everyone loves

i shoved my friendship dick in my partners loving butt

by grand_dad October 11, 2018

Friendship Dick

My friendship embodied by the only thing all people love: dicks.

I shoved my friendship dick in his mouth, then it turned into consensual rape.

by grand_dad October 11, 2018

Dick lupus

A person who is being twaty, they may pretend to be confused simply cause they don’t like what u have said

In response to your friend saying I don’t understand ..don’t be a dick lupus! Or between friends talking about a third party, she’s such a dick lupus

by Beckybeaver June 21, 2021

dick out drunk

When you are so drunk that you pull your dick and out start walking around the party.

Did you see Chris McWilly! He's dick out drunk and is showing the boys!

by swifty0282 January 28, 2023