Jack Fuck Ass (JFA)

When your friend is being a little fucker and jackass at the same exact time.

Hey Nik, put down the cream eggs and beef jerky and stop being a Jack Fuck Ass (JFA)

by joeplayz4keeps June 30, 2025

Ass is Hungry

A gay or bi boy, who is always hungry for needs or is getting dick. Symptoms include an emptiness in your ass where a cock would be.

Alvaro: where is Rich?
Armando: Riding dick, ever since he got that good dick, all he does is have sex. He’s ass is hungry.

by SelfMadeRyda July 1, 2025

Ass belly

When a woman's fat belly has cleavage so deep, you can't tell if it's an ass or a belly.

That's girls ass belly is so big you can't tell off she's coming out going.

by Wentyn Sayne July 3, 2025

Ass Gated

When anxiety hits you so hard that your butthole clenches up like it’s trying to hold on for dear life. It’s that physical reaction that kicks in when you’re stressed out or facing something scary.

1. I was so ass gated when the teacher took few seconds extra before announcing my marks.

2. He got ass gated the moment he saw his crush.

3. I was so ass gated during the presentation that I could barely read the notes.

by SuprWhoppr July 3, 2025

Chub Ass

A very obese individual ( weighs over 350 lbs)

Jason is a chub ass

by monotja25 July 6, 2025

The Albanian Ass-Blaster

The Albanian Ass-Blaster is a reference to the niche sexual act of inserting a cork into one's partner's ass, let the pressure build up, then sit under said partner and take the cork out with your mouth. It was popularised during post-communism Albania, specifically in the Albanian city of Berat.

"Dude, this German chick loves the Albanian Ass-Blaster, you should totally try it sometime."

by HumbleContributor July 7, 2025

Ass Detoxification

The act of sucking someone's anus and "detoxifying" their ass by intaking their excrement.

I was constipated so my homegirl began the Ass Detoxification procces which relieved my bowels

by DavieWavyGhostPepperFarts July 7, 2025