Dick

That one person who always brings his or her young child to the airplane. No, fuck the real dick is that child because we all know damn well that bitch ain't gonna stop kicking your mother fucking chair.

Person 1: Yo why your chair vibrating bro?
Person 2: There's a dick behind me.

by JustARandomDinasour August 8, 2018

Dick skin

When one's skin on the neck drupes or becomes wrinkled.

Yo bro look at yo neck it's dick skinned.

by WickedRiceball April 11, 2017

Dick-shit

The act of taking a shit through your dick

Doctor: Why are you here today, sir?
Guy: I went to piss but then ended up taking a Dick-shit

by Blood-lover June 17, 2018

Cut rate dick

A below-market rate private detective who generates results at expectation or below what was requested by a client. Usually a person who was a burnt out or fired ex-cop or was never able to be a cop.

I can’t believe this cut rate dick couldn’t even find the person!

by Neil Sportsfan January 16, 2023

skin dick

A complete idiot,in capable of making a good decision

Derek is a skin dick

by Electric9344 August 17, 2018

Dick Glue

When you're cum is overly thick and sticky like glue.

Pregnant Woman: Shawns Dick Glue got me fucken pregnant!

by RawDawg8lazeitHard420 January 5, 2022

Brick dick

When you and your girlfriend are oral intercourse and she trys to bite down on your shaft and the dick is so hard that the girls teeth fall out.

I got head from my girl yesterday and I Brick dicked her

by Young bull’s gay partner April 29, 2019