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Fair as a goat’s ass

A clear day or clean complexion.

(Most likely born of the observation that goats poop neat and dry little pellets, therefore leaving their back sides clear and clean.)
1. It’s fair as a goat’s ass outside today.

2. His/her skin is as fair as a goats ass.
by NorthOakCliffer March 18, 2021
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rhinoceros ass

An odor so foul and disgusting it can cause one to vomit violently and destroy a city block.
Larry walked into the primate house at the zoo and exclaimed “it smells like rhinoceros ass in here!” He headed for the nearest garbage can where he proceeded to puke his guts out.
by joseph blough January 12, 2025
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supreme ass

Someone who is a bigger ass than your regular run of the mill ass but not a douchebag.
John’s girlfriend Gina told him he was a supreme ass when he made fun of her for not being street smaht because she went to a state school.
by SpankingJohn October 5, 2017
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Cock-ass

A fool so ignorant of his own stupidity, he might as well believe a cock is an ass.
"Louie, you cock-ass! You forgot to buy peanut butter!"

The candidate had the look for president, but when he opened his mouth, he sgood there babbling like a cock-ass.
by JosephL. June 25, 2020
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Ass wipe

A very amazing person. That is usually right. All of the time. They are mightier than the lord tachanka
Tachanka enters the room: everybody stares in amazement at the lord himself. An ass wipe enters the room: people will run over the lord tachanka to get a glimpse of the stunning ass wipe herself
by Blazed on a kayak September 7, 2019
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ass fangs

I've never heard anyone call that juicy piece of ass you can see from the front 'ass fangs'
by shortycorgis January 6, 2021
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Bitch ass little person syndrome

Being smaller than the rest of your friends is proven to make you stupid as fuck and a bitch
Marks a bitch because he has bitch ass little person syndrome
by Smart person19011 April 18, 2024
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