vacation dick

A dick that is so large that women can only occasionally.
boyfriend dick

Woman: I can't have sex with my boyfriend a lot because he has a vacation dick.

by Hmchgfynb June 16, 2016

vacation dick

A dick that is extremely hard to take daily but is used as a stress reliever

I really need that vacation dick

by Jish June 13, 2016

Dick Anxiety

Bitches who think, visualize, and/or talk about men, who then refuse to talk to, OR entertain men in real life.

“Why are you always talking about niggas but then never have one?”

“It’s not my fault that I have Dick Anxiety, niggas make me nervous”

by Larrysrealgurl June 20, 2025

Bottle Dick

Bottle Dick is an 11 chapter gay fanfiction made-canon about a popular scientist known for his intelligence and capabilities, who compulsively got his penis stuck inside of an Aquafina brand water bottle

"Why the fuck are you drinking Aquafina, do you not remember bottle dick?!"

by ess sie deez June 7, 2022

Dick eating

The action of your friends sucking your dick with words

Bro stop dick eating

by Didiogugifys August 30, 2022

Big dick

Basically a big cock

Jimmy: I have a Big dick
Carl:cool

by I ate your parents August 21, 2021

dick on the side

same as chic on the side except with d

girl, how's your dick on the side?
he done me good last night!

by strawberrymom October 9, 2016