Micro clit dick

A penis that is so small it’s barely larger than a stimulated clit, it can’t even bend. The man has to lean forward to urinate otherwise it would spray straight forward like a carnival water gun game. You can’t feel anything during sex and when soft can sometimes resemble an “innie”bellybutton. Seemingly the ultimate punishment by God and often times includes an Asian background.

I met this 6 foot blasian DJ and when I went to fuck him, he had a micro clit dick. He definitely got the Asian genes on that.

by Jenntrified Dictator January 21, 2026

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Clic-a-Dick

A sex toy. Either a remote control dildo or a universal strap on.

Hey babe you got that Clic-a-dick

by KSEEK February 2, 2026

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Seven Layer Dick

A rude, narcissistic, egotistical, greedy, lecherous, conniving, scumbag.

I don't think there's one person who can even tolerate that dude, he's a Seven Layer Dick!

by CnickRoute February 20, 2026

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are you kidding my dick

the polite version of are you “shitting my dick” aka “are you kidding me” or “are you serious”

Boris: “Jane! Your car is rolling down the hill!”
Jane: “Are you kidding my dick?”

by fart902 March 13, 2026

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Fart my dick

To jokingly promise a form of retaliation that is impossible in every known branch of science, yet somehow vivid enough that everyone immediately pictures it, and dies laughing.

In the cab ride home George threatened to fart my dick on Colleen’s face, causing everyone to laugh uncontrollably.

by boondocks5 March 21, 2026

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