dirty dom

When a man only listens to Drum and Bass Father for 22 years meaning he forms a working iphone charger coming from his arsehole, he then proceeds to use this iphone charger, the only way he can now charge his phone is by shagging underage boys in the ear.

"Jesus this phone won't charge I wish I could have dirty Dom!"

"That makes u a nonce u retard!"

"What if that's a bit of me?"

by Rozza Gooner March 27, 2021

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Dirty Scomo

When you fuck something up so badly it can’t be unfucked

“Yo did see the intern in marketing, pulled a Dirty Scomo! There’s no way he’ll last the month working her”

“This morning my partner gave me a Dirty Scomo, I think they might still be a virgin”

by FriendlyGladys March 28, 2021

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Dirty Whores

A group of absolute fucking beauty's that like to get drunk and fuck shit up. Have no fear the Dirty Whores are here.

Hey Bubba, lets get the dirty whores over and drink beer

by jerrys a cunt March 30, 2021

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Dirty patunya

The act of eating someone's nostril hair whilst shitting upon their belly button, then placing scrotum across their nose placing each testicle in eye sockets.

Man last night I woke up and experienced a dirty patunya.

by Leroy patunya March 30, 2021

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dirty alive

When you stick your dick in an at least 10 year old corpse and fuck it to life. This maneuver requires the most holy of sex positions, missionary. The corpse should reanimate only to say a Bible verse, moan, and then spit it’s dirty corpse juices into you mouth.

Bruh I went to the cemetery and did a dirty alive last night....those juices were kinda fire ngl

by MegaMonkeyMoney April 1, 2021

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