Santa’s Dick

A shot of rumplemintz

I was down in Siesta Key and it was so hot I needed to order a shot of Santa’s Dick to cool off.

by conje June 5, 2021

National Suck Dick Day

National Suck Dick Day falls on July 31st to celebrate LGBTQ+ heritage in San Fransisco. It is a fringe subset, following the pride month of June. It signals the end of the month with a "bang". ;)

Brandon: Hey what are you doing today?

Eugene: I'm celebrating the 31st, National Suck Dick Day!
Brandon: Oh shoot was that today??? I forgot my Listerine.

by Eugene Platter June 22, 2021

National Suck a Dick Day

the day when you should get your dick sucked

let her suck your dick, it’s national suck a dick day!

by eugoslavia June 24, 2021

frick or dick

smash or pass but it sounds better

Me: Look at this fine girl. Frick or dick?
Other guy: frick.

by Stupid Af July 8, 2021

Sully’s dick

An average ginger penis. Very thick, but lacks length, although it is not a chode.

Damn bro, he’s built like sully’s dick

by Cicada July 9, 2021

Don’t dick on me

Do not disrespect my shit

Ron: You don’t know what you’re talking about, babe
Kat: Don’t dick on me

by stuartc1 July 25, 2021

Long Distance Dick Punch

See dick punch.

The act of conducting a dick punch through the use of a contractor, agent or third-party proxy to conduct the dick punch upon a predefined person at the dick punch requesting parties demand or fee for service engagement. The need for a person to receive a dick punch may occur, despite the fact that the dick punchee may be physically located at a considerable distance from the dick punchee. A long distance dick punch can be achieved through the use of a dick punching service provider.

Blaine's video chat response about equal pay was so outlandish that he deserved a dick punch, but unfortunately he lives in Florida and I live in Connecticut... so I payed Doug, a neighbor of Blaine, to act on my behalf and give Blaine a long distance dick punch on my behalf.

by JlevEsq July 30, 2021