fuck up my narrative

To deliver facts that hurt my comfortable little bubble of idiocy.

Mike: I wish Republicans had at least the minimal level of respect for women and people of color...
Jen: Republicans picked up 10 seats in the House in the 2020 election. Most were women and people of color.
Mike: Don't fuck up my narrative!

by geekmalone December 4, 2020

Shut the fuck up

This word means to shut the fuck up and stop talking when I say so or I’ll beat you ass but like I was saying just shut the fuck up

Yo wassup man can you shut the fuck up please

by COOOOLLLLKIIID December 5, 2020

Call out push ups

A form of currency amongst gamblers usually wagered in prop bets. If you owe someone call out push ups you must do them immediately without question as directed, anywhere, anytime.

Is also applied to sit ups or anything else bored gamblers can think of.

Call out push ups example:

Degenerate 1: 200 call out pushups I can beat you at backgammon?

Degenerate 2: Sure.

Minutes, months, years or even decades later..

Degenerate 2 in Degenerate 1's office in front of Degenerate 1's boss: I'll take ten right now.

Degenerate 1 does 10 push ups.

Degenerate 2: What time's your wedding tomorrow?

Degenerate 1: 4pm.

Degenerate 2: I'll see you then. You might wanna stretch out. I might cash in on all 190 so it's a day to remember 😊

by spuncer December 8, 2020

Stu Up

Like stuff up, but it's shorter because you can't admit you stuffed up

Look at that Robodebt. It's a Stu up
Look at the NDIS.. It's a Stu up
Hey my website just got DDoS.. It's Stu upped

by HonestD00d December 9, 2020

fuck a new cunt up

Someone who breaks everything

DAD IVE BOST ME NEW BIKE"YOW'D FUCK A NEW CUNT UP"

by Thatchers and Black December 9, 2020

Ima get up witchu

Meaning; I’m going to hit you up later.

When I get there ima get up witchu

by Ganjabongomisterpimpyobitch December 9, 2020

up the fuck shut

shut the fuck up but spicy

Will you just up the fuck shut?

by goddamnmotherfuckingbitch December 9, 2020