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oh my long days

An exclamation used to express exhaustion, disbelief, or overwhelming drama in a situation; especially when something feels like it's dragging on forever or just emotionally intense. It's a mix of “oh my god” and “what a long day,” but with extra flair.
“Bro, I just got off a 12-hour shift, spilled coffee on myself, and missed the last bus home... oh my long days.”

“You’re telling me she showed up late, cried, and then left with her ex? Oh my LONG days!”

“These group projects in college got me saying oh my long days every other hour.”
by tiredoflongdays July 25, 2025
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touch my cock

Dont actually thats not very nice of you to touch my cock
People nornally touch my cock bc it feels good
by Yourmotherisahottie August 15, 2023
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Don't Look At My Newspaper!

A humorous expression used to ask someone not to invade one's personal space or pry into what they are currently viewing or reading, especially in public settings. Originating from an encounter where an individual defensively closed his newspaper on a train when others commented on its contents, the phrase playfully asserts one's desire for privacy without direct confrontation.
"Hey, stop trying to see my messages—don't look at my newspaper!"
by 2Bobs May 5, 2024
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Word to my dick

“Bro word to my dick you’re cute as hell
by P1mpd4ddy September 19, 2022
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Fisting my Tiramisu

Jamie, stop doin that...you fisting my Tiramisu?
by Kendotronic3000 February 9, 2022
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