Ass Brick

a brick put into your pants to protect you ass

Homeless man: i need an ass brick

by erbin dikshinairy June 22, 2023

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Ass coon

Donald Trump
Roy Moore

Steve Bannon
Jay Cutler....,ect

Donald Trump is an Ass coon.

by All things random December 13, 2017

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Fake Ass Switch Nigga

A nigga who has a switch, but just don't give a single fuck a'bout it. one of those niggas who buy a switch to be top shit, but aint really shit at all.

ay u see that nigga over there, he really be a fake ass switch nigga

by ARealNigga524 November 16, 2019

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clay ass

When your poop is thick on your butthole over pooping and you have to wipe over and over. Resulting in using baby wipes to get your butthole clean.

Damn dude! My clay ass was so thick I had to use three baby wipes to feel clean.

by Miss Spectacular March 10, 2021

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Ass-thunder

Ass thunder is when you bearly make it to the bathroom, to take a #2. So the lightning is the seat hitting the toilet bowl, the thunder is you releasing your guts.

I had to sprint to the bathroom, the person next to me probably experienced the worst ass-thunder, they have have ever come across.

by alphawolfgrim April 6, 2023

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