Labor Dick

1) The one coworker that's been there for years, but is also depressed and takes out his angst on every one else.

2) The build up of stank on your dick after a hard days work.

3) An inappropriate or untimely boner at work.

4) When you have to get one last nut off while your girl is in labor.

1) Guy 1: "Keith sure knows what he'd doing, but he's still the labor dick of the office."

Guy 2: "Yeah, fuck Keith. What a dick."

2) Girl 1: "My man came home with straight labor dick and I still pleased him."

Girl 2: "What a trooper."

3) "Old Greta bent over at the office today and I saw her saggy tits, then I popped a major labor dick."

4) "Delivering that baby looked painful, but I really needed that labor dick."

by mjmclaugh October 2, 2021

dick

The longest thing on earth, also the biggest women magnet

Women: Oh your dick is so *moans*

by ssdda October 3, 2021

Dick

A boy’s private part that’s used for going to the

bathroom and sex. some are big and some are small.

“Dude do you like dick?”

by anonymous October 3, 2021

Dick

A rude, obnoxious, unkind human being

My husband is a dick

by Poosker October 3, 2021

Mint Dick

A menthol body wash that makes your junk tingle.

I got a date after the game, hand me some of that mint dick.

by Bill Matteson October 3, 2021

National see my dick day

You have to whip out your dick any time someone asks you to on October 8th

Ay yo whip it out, it's national see my dick day

by Jsbjsk October 5, 2021

Grab Dick Month

The entire month of October is Grab Dick Month

Girls can grab a dick of one of their friends or a boyfriend and the guy cant stop them.

Girl: Hey guess what month it is
Boy: what?
Girl: grab dick month !*grabs dick*

by User0877907197 October 5, 2021