My girl came back late this morning and she wasn't answering her phone all night, I was worried sick!
Shoulda checked twatter, she was getting Dick Simoned
Shoulda checked twatter, she was getting Dick Simoned
by ninjamuffin289 June 5, 2023
Get the Dick Simonedmug. by Fortnite1500 April 19, 2019
Get the Frown Dickmug. The misinterpretation of the size of a man's member in an image sent via text message or email, with the misinterpretation being that the member is thought to be smaller or larger than the actual size of the organ.
by Angel_in_AZ May 7, 2017
Get the Dicks-lexicmug. by Sir I'm Him November 26, 2022
Get the National suck a black dick daymug. chick•le | \ ‘chi-kǝl \
A dangerous condition in which a guy’s dick is no longer satisfying enough for his girlfriend during sex. This condition is the result of the female partner’s excessive use of over-stimulating sex toys.
A dangerous condition in which a guy’s dick is no longer satisfying enough for his girlfriend during sex. This condition is the result of the female partner’s excessive use of over-stimulating sex toys.
Female: “Ever since I started using the brand new 12-speed Cock-n’-Hammer-Pussy-Rammer-9000 that I got from the office secret Santa party, Ezequiel’s chickle dick just doesn’t satisfy me anymore. I think I’m going to break up with him.”
Male: “Don’t ever let your girl start using vibrating dildos, you might get that chickle dick.”
Male: “Don’t ever let your girl start using vibrating dildos, you might get that chickle dick.”
by TickleMeHarder April 15, 2021
Get the chickle dickmug. Girls are not allowed to use dildoes or anything to masturbate or have sex with any guy for the month of December because if a guy has to try no nut November, girls should get a try at it.
by Autism anus November 6, 2020
Get the No dick Decembermug. It’s a girl who is slutty. Dudes will gladly pass her around to their friends and if you have a girlfriend then she will go out of her way to suck his cock.
by Bee and Fox April 20, 2023
Get the Dick Lippermug.