by rakrakrak December 15, 2020
Get the brother momenter in the assmug. Online person: (has an egotistical or unnecessarily dismissive opinion)
Online person 2: Jesus Christ on a cracker, please stop it with your fucking thumb-up-the-ass opinion
Online person 2: Jesus Christ on a cracker, please stop it with your fucking thumb-up-the-ass opinion
by Dr. Ough June 21, 2024
Get the Thumb-up-the-assmug. by Ahh daddy 9000 September 20, 2021
Get the Cock ass clenchesmug. When a child looks, acts, sounds or even seems like a Fortnite kid. Often found falling for obvious scams or wearing clothes they bought from a copyright infringing retailer.
Dude#1 “Look at that kid over there doing the take the L at his parents.”
Dude#2 “Fortnite lookin’ ass
Dude#2 “Fortnite lookin’ ass
by Subscribe to Pewdiepie plez November 5, 2019
Get the Fortnite lookin’ assmug. An eat ass isn't just the act of analingus, while it can be that also.
An eat ass is someone who just buys everything someone says. It's like a mix of a schmuck and a pleb and a cuck and a simp all in one. Someone whose wife fucks 7 other people in a week and gets paid $7, she comes home dripping cum and then says no honey I love you, please believe that I'll only ever love you and be faithful to you. Then they go to bed and he eats her out cos he believes her and wants it to all be okay, not realizing that he's eating seven loads all at once and believes her when she says it cos she drank so much milk for lunch.
An eat ass is someone who just buys everything someone says. It's like a mix of a schmuck and a pleb and a cuck and a simp all in one. Someone whose wife fucks 7 other people in a week and gets paid $7, she comes home dripping cum and then says no honey I love you, please believe that I'll only ever love you and be faithful to you. Then they go to bed and he eats her out cos he believes her and wants it to all be okay, not realizing that he's eating seven loads all at once and believes her when she says it cos she drank so much milk for lunch.
Wife: Hey honey, come to bed now, tell your mates to go home.
Husband: Ok honey, guys it's time to go home now, thanks for coming over.
7 guys: Fuck he's an eat ass, how does he not realize we just gang banged her in the room.
Husband: Ok honey, guys it's time to go home now, thanks for coming over.
7 guys: Fuck he's an eat ass, how does he not realize we just gang banged her in the room.
by Treppar January 16, 2025
Get the Eat assmug. An old proud white man with a micropenis who talks like his dick is the biggest in the room. If he takes a Viagra he gets taller. Like, how his pee pee sit perched up on his balls like that? His penis is not big enough to call a Cock.
His wife has to turn the lights off when they have boring 2 minute sex, because it's easier for her to get Bitch Ass Terry to fall asleep so she can finish.
A Bitch Ass Terry ruins everything for everyone, as he carries himself like he's God's gift to women when in reality he's all talk and it's a plague.
Look at that Bitch Ass Terry with his fucking Bitch Ass socks and sandals.
Look at that Bitch Ass Terry taking tums before he eats those basic bitch ground beef white people tacos with extra sour cream.
Did you see that Bitch Ass Terry brought his cousin to prom and stopped to get condoms on the way?
Look at Bitch Ass Terry rocking those Crocs and socks. Fucking wonder bread looking motherfucker.
A Bitch Ass Terry ruins everything for everyone, as he carries himself like he's God's gift to women when in reality he's all talk and it's a plague.
Look at that Bitch Ass Terry with his fucking Bitch Ass socks and sandals.
Look at that Bitch Ass Terry taking tums before he eats those basic bitch ground beef white people tacos with extra sour cream.
Did you see that Bitch Ass Terry brought his cousin to prom and stopped to get condoms on the way?
Look at Bitch Ass Terry rocking those Crocs and socks. Fucking wonder bread looking motherfucker.
by You know what you did. October 16, 2022
Get the Bitch Ass Terrymug. Ron's potent ass-rattler, amplified by the cheap plastic booth he was sitting in, thundered through the Denny's dining area.
by Gary Greasetop February 8, 2024
Get the ass-rattlermug.