vacation dick

A dick so big that after sex you have to take vacation days off work to learn how to walk straight again.

Girl: he gave me that vacation dick and I had to take the next week off work.

by Xwakeupnowx June 8, 2016

`~`Dick`~`Sucker`~`Wait`~`And`~`Bleed`~`Duck`~`Sicker`~`Duck`~`Sucker`~`

`~`Dick`~`Sucker`~`Wait`~`And`~`Bleed`~`Duck`~`Sicker`~`Duck`~`Sucker`~`

`~`Dick`~`Sucker`~`Wait`~`And`~`Bleed`~`Duck`~`Sicker`~`Duck`~`Sucker`~`

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 21, 2025

Spare Dick

Describing an annoying person or a fuckwit.

James is a spare dick. He is a fuckwit, hes so annoying.

by Annikins February 26, 2024

phsycological dick

Similar to whisky dick, psychological dick is when a man is unable to get erect due to them having something specific on their mind.

"Man I was planning on jerking off then going taking a nap after but shit went down and I had some mad phsycological dick"

by Poonslayur April 21, 2018

Dicked

To get hit from behind in a video game

I was sniping and a motherfucker then dicked me

by Nermies December 3, 2017

National suck a dick day

April 19th being the day you someones dick to whom you feel comfortable with like a boyfriend or a best friend or even your side piece Becky

Did you here Becky done stuff on national suck a dick day

by Big up the tb April 18, 2020

Crawfordsville snorkel dick

When you unhook a woman’s tracheotomy hose and stick your dick in there forcing it out of her mouth like a snorkel

The local chain smoking lot lizard was offering truck drivers a discount on the Crawfordsville snorkel dick.

by xGRIMLOCx June 5, 2024