Walk my cat

An excuse used when you don’t want to tell someone something.

Person 1: stop stalling and tell me
Person 2: Oh um, I have to go walk my cat bye

by your roblox girlfriend January 26, 2019

on my body

when a nigga tryna crush and you not going for that at all
can also be used by men
can also be used if you want the nigga that be on your body

(if you DONT want ts)
ex 1:
girl 1: yk jaden? the brownskin?
girl 2:that nigga? he be on my
body he could never hit this lil shi
ex 2:

boy 1:yo bree be on my body, not jackin that
boy 2: fax she chopped asl!
(if you LOWKEY feeling ts)
girl 1: that nigga texting you again? he on ya bodyy!
girl 2: nah deadass tho ion even mind he can crush anytimee

by bigbrowdaswitch September 9, 2024

I forgot to make myself my food delivery

When a person forgot someone's food.

What, My truck, I forgot to make myself my food delivery.

by Debskelly1985 June 24, 2023

Bruh my dad and my sister ahve turned into tea ad

A very cool skype thing that was alive for only 1 hour and one guy has to leave in 7 minutes

Bruh my dad and my sister ahve turned into tea ad, Im so sowyy to have to see you gow

by Ⲕ𝚎րրῑ𝚎 ῑ𝑠 իₐ𝒘ｔ's parents December 26, 2022

he grabbed my hair in a way that made me understand the difference between rugby and football

Rugby is much rougher then football so the way he grabbed his hair made him understand the difference.

"He grabbed my hair in a way that made me understand the difference between rugby and football." - Red, White & Royal Blue

by nickname28 September 25, 2023

GO SUCK MY LEFT BALL

HE MEANS SO SUXK HIS LEFT BASKET BALL KIDS CLICK OFF IF YOU DON'T WANNA KNOW HIS FAT JUICY NUTS MAN.

Person 1: bro your so ugly like go suck my left ball

Person : bitch sthu (shut the hell up)

by FUCK ME 👴 November 28, 2021

You know my body

Im him in 12 year old terms

Little brother catches a w
“you know my body”

by bussbuss May 9, 2024