Going to get my colours

Going to get my colours is the term which means to retire from a classroom to go to the toilet, most likely for a poo.
guys im going to get my colours
by t-paintony November 3, 2010
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I have drugs in my bag!

When you Dad goes on a trip to China and thinks it’s a good idea to tell every authority that he has drugs in his bag.
Airline customs official minding his own business: “Ni Hao.”
My dad: “I have drugs in my bag!”
by Andos Hastos September 30, 2021
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forced my lute

A phrase used in "An Experiment concerning the Spirit of Coals", a letter to Robert Boyle from John Clayton.

Its literal meaning would be that the preassure created during the experiment was enough to breeak the "lute", which was a substance used to make seals between various chemistry apparatus (1)

A more modern use of the phrase thats recently started to recently arise, is to use it as an alternative to "grinds my gears" (2)
(1) "At first there came over only phlegm, afterward a black oil, and then likewise a spirit arose which I could noways condense; but it forced my lute, or broke my glasses" - An Experiment concerning the Spirit of Coals, a letter to Robert Boyle from John Clayton

(2) "Ya know, it really forces my lute when people dont read the pinned comments" - Technology Connections : Pressure lamps: gaslighting on the go
by vivid_62 February 10, 2024
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I just brushed my teeth

When a man is in the mood for foreplay and he wants to initiate oral sex from his girlfriend, wife, side chick, partner.
Federico: Babe I just brushed my teeth!

Panfila: Pull them pants down big boy and let me suck you off real nice tonight!

Federico: I love you!
by TatisJunior August 17, 2022
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on my

What you would say to someone that keep tryna initiate shit w you and always tryna point out some dumbass shit.
Person 1: Why yo goofy ass wearing creased airforces?
Person 2: You on my dick nigga, hop off.
by typeshi1234 May 12, 2023
mugGet the on mymug.

beer in my beer

a lyric originating from a song by There I Ruined It named Beer in my Beer: A Tribute to Bro Country
I got a beer in my beer and a Chevy in my truck
by AgileAura2574 June 9, 2024
mugGet the beer in my beermug.

Sploosh My Caboose

When your lady partner squirts her goodies upon thy bottoms thick crevasse
I love when my lady sploosh my caboose, really gets my juice loose
by BuffaloBono February 24, 2023
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