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Fuck me

Something a girl would never say too me
by Make A Wish Child February 27, 2021
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fucking nonce

a person who likes kids ally im talking about you
by fgdhjdfgh May 9, 2025
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God Fucked

Shoving ones penis into his asshole whilst screaming "OH GOD"
Steve: did debbie tell u what sandy's boyfriend FRED did the other day?

Rick: nope; what happened?

Steve: Fred God Fucked himself at the beach yesterday when he tripped over a rock!

Rick: dayyyyyymn bro
by Renegade69 July 25, 2016
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shit-fuck

(noun)
1. Shit: /ʃɪt/ (shɪp)
2. Fuck: /fʌk/ (dʌk)

1. The highest form of insult, surpassing all other forms of derogatory remarks or gestures. It is used to describe

individuals who are considered to be the lowest form of scum or human excrement, exhibiting disgraceful behaviour, extreme stupidity or ignorance.

2. The only legitimate replacement when the word ‘cunt’ just isn’t severe enough.

3. It can also be used to refer to the worst possible situation or circumstances imaginable, indicating a highly unfavourable or distressing state.
1. 'After his offensively stupid remarks, the Prime Minister was therefore referred to as a shit-fuck until the end of days.'

2. 'The company's decision to lay off all its employees was a shit-fuck for the entire workforce.'

3. 'This week has just been a complete shit-fuck. Every member of staff was laid off today because the repugnant shit-fucks in government completely shit-fucked the UK economy.'

4. 'The UK Governments approach to politics was an absolute shit-fuck.'

5. 'Nobody knew which way to vote because both Conservative and Labour leaders were complete shit-fucks. The UK

was basically paddling up shit-creek, on a dildo shaped powder keg, with only it's tears for lube.'
by Aceof5pades June 28, 2024
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Fucking Fluffy

Some thing one does when there is nothing to do. Typically done in restaurants when there are no orders are in and all the days prep is finished.
" there is nothing els to do but Fuck Fluffy for the rest of the day."

"TOBAR! stpo fucking fluffy and get back to work!"
by the one and only Tobar March 17, 2009
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Fuck boy

A fuck boy is a liar thieving back stabbing whore who manipulates anyone who cares about them asking for cosigning a loans without intentions of ever paying them back.
Tyler Jordan Knepp was put on this earth to show us the perfect example of a fuck boy.
by anonymous October 31, 2020
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Bitch my fucking ass

An insult of sarcastic origin, meant to defend yourself against rumors about you
I did not do that, bitch my fucking ass!
by B-b-basicb-bitch April 8, 2019
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