Fair as a goat’s ass

A clear day or clean complexion.

(Most likely born of the observation that goats poop neat and dry little pellets, therefore leaving their back sides clear and clean.)

1. It’s fair as a goat’s ass outside today.

2. His/her skin is as fair as a goats ass.

by NorthOakCliffer March 18, 2021

ass fangs

not a real thing

I've never heard anyone call that juicy piece of ass you can see from the front 'ass fangs'

by shortycorgis January 6, 2021

thumb-ass

when you're so deep in someones ass you no longer have opposable thumbs

bro was so thumb-ass'd he couldnt peel a banana.

by cumslider February 1, 2024

National ass pic day

Day where you send ass pics to ppl who ask

Yo babe its national ass pic day.

by Men on toast April 19, 2020

Assed Out

Passing out after eating too much ass.

“Whoa bro I Assed Out so hard last night . I feel asleep”
“I don’t pass out, I Ass Out”

by DJDickRichards October 23, 2017

Dead ass

A slang of two words combined together. Usually describing how serious a person is about a certain topic.

Jebron lames: "I'm dead ass better than you."
Jichael Mordan: "Nigga you're just an idol to the new generation, I'm clearly the greatest of all time."

by Doap March 2, 2023

ass perfume

literally farts
but more gentle

Oh Shit Man!
Elena Sprayed Her Ass Perfume At Us Again!

by Berius June 6, 2016