This is an ass that is caused by years of sitting in a desk and not going to the gym to squat and deadlift. You ass becomes 4 foot wide and only sticks out a few inches. Looks like a pancake and is why people start wearing suspenders to keep their pants up. It's not because the gained a bunch of weight. It's because their is no ass to hold up the pants anymore.
Bob just retired today. Company gave him a gold watch but desk jockeying for 30 years gave him chair ass. I don't think a belt will keep his pants up anymore.
by wpcustoms July 8, 2020
Get the Chair Assmug. All meaningful words such as this should not be taken lightly. Ass is something precious that many people adore. Ass is something everybody craves. Ass is amazing.
by Yourmommawasinmybedtheothernig September 8, 2021
Get the Assmug. by TheGreatAndPowerfulOg January 9, 2018
Get the Bag-assmug. Dumb Ass (noun): A rare species of human with an IQ comparable to a turnip and the charm of a wet sock. Often found making decisions that defy logic and common sense. See also: @Swtchlikefagz.
by Psfully April 9, 2024
Get the Dumb assmug. 1. A hybrid species of a plastic but implant and your mom
Ex: look it’s your mom; sorry I meant a ass.
2. Plastic boobs
Ex: look your mom has two BIG ASSES; reminds me of Kylie Jenner.
3. Soggy asses
Ex: look your daddy has a ass(soggy ass).
4. Stop reading this you fat fuck
Ex: mommy stop reading whiny the poo your actions are like a ass
Ex: look it’s your mom; sorry I meant a ass.
2. Plastic boobs
Ex: look your mom has two BIG ASSES; reminds me of Kylie Jenner.
3. Soggy asses
Ex: look your daddy has a ass(soggy ass).
4. Stop reading this you fat fuck
Ex: mommy stop reading whiny the poo your actions are like a ass
by St. Mt. Ms. Mr. dr. Formative June 16, 2022
Get the Assmug. by IronTromboney September 29, 2018
Get the Ass insulfationmug. by Ryan o’bern November 29, 2020
Get the Wipe assmug.