I Stumped My Toe

Hitting your toe so hard that it feels like it is broken off and all is left is a stump.

Damn, I stumped my toe.

by Matilda Boatwright June 2, 2025

my week with Marilyn

(N.B: Marilyn refers to Marilyn Monroe)

a) the title of a post-Harry Potter Emma Watson movie in which Emma's character goes back in time to spend a week with Marilyn Monroe

b) an average Joe's encounter with a celebrity in the secular world.

boy a): what did you get for your birthday?

boy b): I got my week with Marilyn from my parents, getting to meet Larry King from Larry King Live when I was in the audience for local TV show

by Sexydimma February 3, 2015

my favourite editor

kayleesbryqnt is my favourite editors, they are so sweet and their edits are everything <3

kayleesbryqnt is my favourite editor always and forever <3

by petrovalovez April 23, 2022

My Universe!

An agnostic, atheist, non-religious way of saying "My God!"

Did you hear what she said.. My Universe!
My Universe! What the fuck is happening?

My Universe! HELP ME!!!

by LingDanc803 September 14, 2023

ts game pmo fr bru my veiny dih cant handle ts fine shi 💔

this game piss me off for real bruh my veiny dick cant handle this fine shit 💔

ts game pmo fr bru my veiny dih cant handle ts fine shi 💔

by Ethski April 13, 2025

Not my problem

You know what, I'm going to take a different route with this one. I was going to say something else (Which you likely saw) but I'm going to pivot and say this instead: If Forrest Gump is "real" in the same way that the bible is "real" then there is is no REAL moral significance to the moral presuppositions. Additionally, if the book needs to be interpret by someone who doesn't believe in the underlying axioms for people draw accurate conclusions... Then the book itself is not an accurate lens through with to view the world. His entire case for the bible is literally just "What? The glasses your wearing have ink all over them? Don't worry. I'll just tell what's happening." And then he reaches into you wallet and takes your money and then he guides you straight into a wall and walks away.

Hym "Not my problem he says. You just want the moral authority of God for yourself and if you amswer the question honestly you lose it immediately. So you obfuscate the nature of 'truth' and 'real' to appease your own conscience."

by Hym Iam May 28, 2024

Doing my head in

make someone feel annoyed, confused, or frustrated.

"my relationship with my publicist was doing my head in"

by Arminkshipper April 18, 2025