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MeterMaid Ass

When your ass is so fat it looks like your back. Also described as your asscrack riding up to your neck.
Hey mom that lady has a big back . Yes honey that’s what we call a MeterMaid Ass
by Errrik January 10, 2026
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Taco Ass's

A game in which two people compete with taco ingredients wedged in their ass crack's (lettuce, tomato, cheese, beef mince). Both players have to clench their butt cheeks to keep as many ingredients as possible from falling out and walk 5 meters. Once a player has reached the 5-meter mark, they then have to squat down above a tortilla and pour all contents of the ass taco on to the tortilla. The player with most amount of food in their tortilla wins. The loser has to eat it.
1. Hey dude, want to challenge me to a game of Taco Ass's?

2. I challenged Daniel to a game of Taco Ass's last night, but I made the mistake of using hot sauce.
by JDingus January 12, 2026
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Eat ass

An eat ass isn't just the act of analingus, while it can be that also.

An eat ass is someone who just buys everything someone says. It's like a mix of a schmuck and a pleb and a cuck and a simp all in one. Someone whose wife fucks 7 other people in a week and gets paid $7, she comes home dripping cum and then says no honey I love you, please believe that I'll only ever love you and be faithful to you. Then they go to bed and he eats her out cos he believes her and wants it to all be okay, not realizing that he's eating seven loads all at once and believes her when she says it cos she drank so much milk for lunch.
Wife: Hey honey, come to bed now, tell your mates to go home.

Husband: Ok honey, guys it's time to go home now, thanks for coming over.

7 guys: Fuck he's an eat ass, how does he not realize we just gang banged her in the room.
by Treppar January 16, 2025
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Dog Ass People

A blasphemous perpetuator of evil... exudes a miasma so vile it prevents societal progress continents away (EX: Heathenic Africa). Commonly used to describe the filthy wenches that roamed the streets during the Middle English period. First discovered near south of the River Loire, "practicing pernicious acts of heresy so contemptable it ruptur'd mine own spirit"(Pierre, Louise 489).

Louise Pierre to Lord William III the Little 1269

(School Days, Washing Maching)
- Presented by the Yung Man's Secret Basement foundation (The Arbiters of Elucidation)
"You guys are such a dog ass people."
"The developers of this game such a dog ass people they don't even understand the death stranding."
by Yung Man's Secret Basement LLC January 16, 2025
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-ass

Suffix, usually disapproving. Used in derogatory terms as an intensifier. For example ‘smart-ass’
by marcotoa January 19, 2025
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Eat my ass

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An edible chocolate anus
I am so hungry so I just wanna eat my ass
by marcotoa January 20, 2025
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Amelia-Bedelia-ass

your definition here...
an example of how it's used in a sentence... "damn this is an Amelia-Bedelia-ass urbandictionary post"
by Familia Bedelia January 21, 2025
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