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National Eat Jackson’s Ass Day

August 7th. The day to treat Jackson to a little bit of anal pleasure.
Ex: Person 1:“It’s national eat Jackson’s ass day!!”
Person 2: “I know exactly which Jackson I’m tongue punching today!! :)”
by MasidonMasidonMassochist August 7, 2025
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Austrian ass

pretending its the 40s and closeting your homosexuality/gender profile.
Lila wanted me to use his austrian ass in ways the fun gestapo wouldn't approve.
by i z z i August 12, 2025
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Ass Pisser

A contemptible idiot whose irritating and useless behaviour metaphorically ‘pisses’ on everyone’s patience, thereby ruining the mood; a person who is annoying, pathetic, and a drain on a group or team.
Don’t invite him — he’s such an ass pisser, always bringing everyone down.
why the long ass pisser — Used to express frustration at someone dragging out a situation unnecessarily and making it worse; essentially, ‘why are you prolonging this nonsense so painfully
by duxb August 13, 2025
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ass-colbert

His jokes were so bad, the only ones that laughed were a bunch of ass-colbert's that were in denial Trump had won the election!
by Dennis Carlo August 14, 2025
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mark-ass-bitch

Also known as a Marc-ass-bitch; a man that is very much in the friend zone, he’ll even FAMILY zone but still proceeds to make advances on you and even exposes himself to you KNOWING you are not okay with it. Also incredibly short and unfunny
Marc Astacio speaks
“mark-ass-bitch” -me
by tundrcvnt August 16, 2025
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dirty ass filthy pig

one who is not only dirty but who is extremely dirty
my former boss treats employees and customers extremely badly he is a dirty ass filthy pig
by bluebear August 16, 2025
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I’m going to put my foot up your ass!

This is what your golf buddy at the golf course tells Karens that don’t know how to mind their Business.
Hey Paw Patrol, I’m going to put my foot up your ass!
by anonymous August 17, 2025
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