Dick Twizzler

To fire off a low effort joke and receive a better response than it deserves.

Sam: Did you hear Carson's bit on doors? It was a real Dick Twizzler of a joke he's mad we laughed at all

by scivibes August 20, 2025

Dick splash

When a person often called Jack gets his penis out and uses it to stir diarrhoea of someone who has fallen ill and it splashes on something

Person 1: Hey what’s that splash on the wall
Jack : Don’t worry it’s only my dick splash

by Sexy beast 9000 November 24, 2021

Real nigga dick

The shit that goes in and out of your mother thousands of times on a daily basis.

Hmmm... it seems like your mother could use some real nigga dick.

by Momseat December 24, 2023

Big dick

To describe someone who has a big dick

“Damnnnn he got a big dick!”
“Girlll I know right.”

by Daddy Isotopenzusammensetzunge March 17, 2024

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by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. August 12, 2025

dick snorkel

Originally from the 94 Radio One freestyle session with the Wu-Tang Clan: dick snorkel is slang for a bong or water pipe.

youtu.be/qQSWuSzfwjs?t=1815

"When the joint gets cold the dick snorkel comes out." -- Methodman

youtu.be/qQSWuSzfwjs?t=1815

by r.GimP November 27, 2016

Minigun Dick

To uncontrollably shoot your load at rapid speeds in multiple directions, almost mimicking a minigun.

"Man, I fucked Jenny last night and that filby said I had a minigun dick!"

by Peacuck May 28, 2018