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Turtle-Tonguing

Eating that cooch shamefully, similar to how a turtle pokes its head out

Being bad at given a female oral
“How was last night, did he go down on you?”

“Well… something like that, he ended up turtle-tonguing me, it was painfully slow and anticlimactic
by Cowhide19 August 12, 2025
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turtle wash

verb; to cause pain.
used when you are going to do something bad to someone; funny way to scare someone and have them have no idea what you even mean.. until now
by L Pea-lunk November 28, 2009
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turtle lee

A guy who plays video games sucks, he's short and has small eyes
by Cool guy go to be man November 20, 2022
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Turtle

Turtles are animals who carries multiple diseases from eating plastic straws. And they are very homophobic, racist and sexist. They should be removed for raping menn.
That turtle is not cool.
by Herman Hydle March 10, 2022
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Turtle Typer

A person who types rather slowly
A person who takes their time to spell out every word correctly and add puncatons
He's such a turtle typer.
by Fred Dag1 December 17, 2010
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golden turtle

the golden turtles are a group of boy scouts in ks
the leader of the golden turtles holds the turtle statue of our lord and savior
by she_said_she_was_twelve January 5, 2022
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Went turtle

To flip upside down; to invert an airplane
Man he absolutely fucked his V1 cut. Kicked the wrong rudder and it went turtle on him!
by Life's a Beech June 1, 2019
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