A female, or obese man, who plays the trumpet best with their breasts. Pressing their breasts together at mad speeds creates enough air at the right frequency to both blow air through the trumpet and push the keys.
by Niggadicks April 28, 2006
Get the tit trumpeteermug. noun: denoting a female wearing a top so low-cut that one or both of her mammary glands has broken free of their terrestrial limitations (i.e. one of her tits has popped out of her shirt because she's got so much cleavage). Especially appropriate when the top in question is green, recalling an Irish vibe, ergo the "Mc" in "Tits McFree." Term is a play on the classic denotation "Tits McGee," which is typically considered to refer to a merely well endowed female regardless of whether one of her endowments is currently under public exhibition.
1) Oh man...I swear to God, she went all Tits McFree on me in the middle of the auditorium, and I didn't want to make a scene so all I could do was stare..
2) That Tits McFree is going to be etched into my brain until I die.
2) That Tits McFree is going to be etched into my brain until I die.
by Comrade Habanero July 20, 2008
Get the Tits McFreemug. by Erica November 29, 2004
Get the Tit Skankmug. 
A special day of the year when tattoo parlors will give free tattoos to women if they flash their tits.
Women: "Hey, I'm here for that free tattoo"
Tattooer: "Only if you show your tits, today is Tit for Tat day."
Tattooer: "Only if you show your tits, today is Tit for Tat day."
by Mikey Mike Official December 12, 2018
Get the Tit for Tatmug. by Christoph89 April 2, 2008
Get the Indian Titmug. Tyler: Man did you see those Hammer Tits!
JD: Yea you could probable fit two hammers in those babys!!
JD: Yea you could probable fit two hammers in those babys!!
by JD+TR=HT December 15, 2009
Get the Hammer Titsmug.