A sexual endeavour between two people, a Moon Landing occurs when one person is on their hands and knees, whilst another gets behind them; normally a position know as doggy or doggy style.
Before the person at the rear enters the person on there hands and knees, they spread talcum powder (or similar dry powdery product) over the bum cheeks and bum hole of the person on all fours.
As the person at the rear is preparing to "land" (enter the other anally with a penis or strap on toy or whatever they both should wish) they say in a walkie talkie voice "*walkie talkie break* landing in T minus 10 seconds!". They then start counting down from 10 (still in walkie talkie voice if they should choose) slowly thrusting their hips forward at a pace which would allow them to "land" at the count of zero.
As the person counting gets to 2, the person on all fours pushes a fart out, ideally sending the dry powder into the air simulating the moment at which the capsule landed during the official moon landing and the small thrusters sent moon dust flying.
At the point at which the rear person enters the person on all fours, the person on all fours may wish to proclaim "this is one small step for man" to which the person at the rear should respond "one giant leap for man kind"
Before the person at the rear enters the person on there hands and knees, they spread talcum powder (or similar dry powdery product) over the bum cheeks and bum hole of the person on all fours.
As the person at the rear is preparing to "land" (enter the other anally with a penis or strap on toy or whatever they both should wish) they say in a walkie talkie voice "*walkie talkie break* landing in T minus 10 seconds!". They then start counting down from 10 (still in walkie talkie voice if they should choose) slowly thrusting their hips forward at a pace which would allow them to "land" at the count of zero.
As the person counting gets to 2, the person on all fours pushes a fart out, ideally sending the dry powder into the air simulating the moment at which the capsule landed during the official moon landing and the small thrusters sent moon dust flying.
At the point at which the rear person enters the person on all fours, the person on all fours may wish to proclaim "this is one small step for man" to which the person at the rear should respond "one giant leap for man kind"
by J.Clemintine February 6, 2025
Get the Moon Landingmug. by pickles are yummy August 22, 2024
Get the Moon Dickmug. 1. Sex position
2. A pastry made in Central New York State
3. something to do with plumbers and repairmen showing half of their asses in your house under an appliance
4. a Moon phase like full moon and new moon
2. A pastry made in Central New York State
3. something to do with plumbers and repairmen showing half of their asses in your house under an appliance
4. a Moon phase like full moon and new moon
1. F- "Hey honey let's try this new position I found out about"
M- "What is the name of the position"
F- "Something called Half Moon"
2. A video involving a company in CNY that makes half-moons (can't do links sorry)
3. "Hey Frank I just half-mooned a costumer while fixing their shitty appliance"
"Ha, that funny Jimbo"
4. Too lazy to describe this half-moon so here is a emoji 🌓"
M- "What is the name of the position"
F- "Something called Half Moon"
2. A video involving a company in CNY that makes half-moons (can't do links sorry)
3. "Hey Frank I just half-mooned a costumer while fixing their shitty appliance"
"Ha, that funny Jimbo"
4. Too lazy to describe this half-moon so here is a emoji 🌓"
by Please Fill In The Box April 23, 2022
Get the Half Moonmug. by mooncricket.xyz February 19, 2021
Get the Moon Cricketmug. - I scored low on my SAT. I guess I should have studied to get a good score.
- No sh*t. Man lands on moon.
- No sh*t. Man lands on moon.
by ItsHanSolo March 15, 2022
Get the Man lands on moonmug. by Sewer rat 1259 December 21, 2024
Get the New Moon Cupmug. When friend is another room with a glass or tainted window ,and another friend lifts you up to moon the person in the room.
“I was taking a shit and it was all fun and games until the bad moon rised. Or
I saw the bad moon rising
I saw the bad moon rising
by Salade Harry July 31, 2020
Get the Bad moon risingmug.