Kentucky Work-Break

Pooping on the toilet, while masturbating at work.

I decided to take a Kentucky Work-Break when I got real horny at work and was short on time, so I rubbed one out while taking a shit.

by Michael Hentz October 31, 2020

Kentucky work break

Masturbating in the porta-john while you're still on the clock.

I got a little horny at work today, so I took a Kentucky work break.

by Henry Davy Ghant October 28, 2020

my hand works great on a snake

A guy with a good masturbating technique.

Hey there Billy, wanna go for some love time? ...my hand works great on a snake.

by DickieMH January 07, 2016

Working out my Guycep

verb

Another fancier, more acceptable way to say that your masturbating

Jeff: What are you doing later Tom?
Tom: Im working out my guycep later.
Jeff: What gym do you go to?
Tom: My computer chair.

by Jay and Day June 02, 2013

Vocational work

Vocational work refers to the kind of rubbish job with low pay where your employer can abuse you and take liberties. For example nurses, teachers etc.

Johnny wanted a pay rise, but his employer told Johnny that his job was vocational work and that he should accept that he should fuck off

by Fargo Fargo July 07, 2023

Pretty work

A universal term used by sportfisherman to dignify: organization, cleanliness, good actions, opportunities successfully executed, etc. on the high seas.

Yep, there ya go, pretty work… got em on the edge… went 2/3, easy livin.

by Luna$&@1 January 13, 2022

work syndrome

When your body begins to shut down right before your shift, you begin to feel really sick. (Often caused by stress from work)

Today isn't such a great day, I haven't been feeling good due to work syndrome.

by Judie Bloom November 02, 2015