toilet paper

in this corona pandemic, it is nowhere to be seen

WHERE IS ALL THE TOILET PAPER!?!?!?

"because when you get coronavirus, you suddenly crave toilet paper"

by opeaii March 22, 2020

Straight To The Toilet

A sentence used on a night out by myself but it could easily become a thing.Used in the context of getting sick etc when one of your mates who’s not the best singer etc is offering to sing for your group of friends.

Don’t sing mate because this will send me straight to the toilet.

by The usual shenanigans September 23, 2021

Skibidi Toilet

A Human head attached to a toilet

Gen alphas like Skibidi Toilet

by LOL_AMERICAAA June 26, 2024

toilet hat-trick

Sitting on the toilet and get in 3 different things, like dumping sperm in the toilet, urinating over it and shit on it. Or a menstrual loaf, urinating over it and shit on it.

I accomplished a toilet hat-trick this morning, after dumping some sperm in the toilet I pissed over it and shat on it!

by SpunkSkunk November 1, 2017

national skibidi toilet day

a day where everyone needs to say skibidi toilet at least 10 times or you are not the rizzler

charlie:skibidi toilet x10
lola:what are you doing

charlie:what it’s just national skibidi toilet day

by yousmell12354 April 23, 2024

Toileting

The act of shoving you're partners face into toilet water contaminated with mass amounts of diarrhea and piss.

Oh yeah, I just finished toileting.

by unncanny May 2, 2024

Acorn Metal Toilet

The biggest piece of shit ever

Dammit this stupid Acorn Metal Toilet clogged on me!

by catdoglover88 January 10, 2021