waiting for the milkman to show me around

(cool and/or ridiculous definition) : what a virgin girl says in a Craigslist personals ad when she wants to find a random guy to take her virginity via a craigs-hook

Craigslist personals ad: all I want is to be waiting for the milkman to show me around

response to ad: I am also a virgin girl, but instead of looking for a random Hannibal Lecter I would consider selling my virginity.

by Sexydimma March 21, 2014

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APAN AWARD SHOW

RIGGED AWARD SHOW

APAN AWARD SHOW IS A 🐍

by cherri_chaeng November 27, 2020

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Unload, show clear

When you are on a USMC shooting range and have finiahed a drill your coach says this to tell you to clear all rounds from the chamber and take out a magazine if one is inserted. Alternitively, to bust inside a bitch and pull out so that your cock is "clear" of all semen

Sean "bro im gonna unload, show clear in her pussy"
Ryan " yeah do it for the culture"

by Naes218 May 31, 2018

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Freak Show Collectable

A collectable that should hold no value due to looking very bad. However, due to either a popularity with collectors/fans, limited production, and/or the sheer novelty of it, it becomes very sought after. With prices being fairly high given how crappy the collectable is.

Person 1: Hey, do you still have that fast food toy that looks defective?
Person 2: Yeah, but it's become a freak show collectable now. I might sell it for $400 or more online.

by WeegeeCool January 9, 2023

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flip show

The channel/television show you flip to when the one you want to watch is on a commercial break. You've probably seen the flip show before or you enjoy the show but don't necessarily care what happens.

Person 1: "Ah, come on. You're watching this?"
Person 2: "No no no, this is just my flip show."

by babegeousbabe August 31, 2014

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