Poon Phone

A phone containing many contacts which provide a good chance of getting some poon/vagina/snatch often made at late night summons. The poon phone is used to arrange clandestine sexual liaisons on an ad hoc basis (just a plain old-fashioned "let's fuck").
Can I use Bob’s cell to get some women over at this party? I hear he has a poon phone!

I have seven sluts on my contacts list; does this mean I have a poon phone?
by PoonDaPoon! May 20, 2011
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Mistah Phone

Mistah Phone Is When A Toilet Calls Your Phone "Mistah Phone". it normally happens when ur taking a shit while scrolling through your phone, putting ur phone infront of your toilet and last of all peeing in your toilet while scrolling through your phone.
"Mistah Phone."
by EthernetExpert January 29, 2024
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When you are at some family gathering and your 7 year old cousin goes up to you and asks to play on you phone, WITHOUT SAYING PLEASE.
Kid: You got any games on your phone??
You: Yes... BUT THEY AREN'T FOR YOU.
by Star Puppi November 14, 2023
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Phone Wreck

Phone Wreck - When the act of doing something while talking, texting, or otherwise using ones phone causes the person to be involved in some form of incident causing or not causing injury.
I was walking through the mall the other day on my phone, and I had a phone wreck over a bench.
I feel like such a dumbass.
by WisdomMan420 June 27, 2015
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Dummy Phone

An old Apple iPhone that still works through wifi like an iPod Touch, but cannot be used for any cellular features meaning it cannot work if not on wifi.
Person 1: Why does your apple email pop up?
PErson 2: Because you're on my dummy phone.
Person 1: Ohhh, put me on your main phone and not this hoe phone.
by Cristopaddy December 01, 2020
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girlfriends phone died

she’s cheating on you, bro :(
“my girlfriends phone died at a party last night, she didn’t respond all night
by poopydoopy12 September 02, 2021
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Where is my phone?

Where is my phone?: Means that your phone is in your hand or you are dumb and wanted to search this up.
*Going to search where is my phone on urban dictionary* My feed back if you didn't have your phone how did you search this up? Dumb ass.

Person one: Where is my phone?

Person two: I don't know weren't you searching that up in your phone? Dumbass
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