I’m gonna go clog the toilet

The phrase you use when saying your off to take a piss with your mates making them believe that your going for a shit but in reality your just having a piss for comedic effect

Right I’m gonna go clog the toilet I’ll see you in like five minutes

You: Ight lad I’m gonna go clog the toilet

Other person: Mate That’s grim why are you taking a shit in school

You: don’t worry it’s only a piss and a few rolls of bog roll

by Jamalbigwiener January 8, 2024

Toilet Rolling

The act of measuring ones genitalia using a toilet paper roll

Dude 1: Hey dude what did you get up too after I left last night
Dude 2: My FWB asked for measurements so I was Toilet Rolling all night bro

by TheSkyGod September 19, 2017

Toilet

A shrine that will accept any and all waste, the porcelain throne of relief.
Can, Crapper, Shitter, Loo, Thunderbox, Washroom, urinal, shit pit, outhouse.

Guy 1: "I had so much taco bell last night, at the end of it, even the toilet was beggin for mercy."
Guy 2: "Same thing happened to me last year. The toilet bowl will never be that shiny white again."

by Phazerrr July 14, 2022

Toilet Squad

A toilet big enough to fit 4 people enough to share a shitter for once.

Person 1 YOU HAVE AN OVAL TOILET!
Person 2 I gotta shit. Wanna join?
Person 1 Sure absolutely!

Person 3 Damn my stomach is turning too ill join the Toilet Squad
Person 4 done took a laxative

by Dankdab2020 April 1, 2021

Skibidi Toilet

Skibidi Toilet emerged as a meme riding on the "Skibidi" dance craze. It involves superimposing the dance onto footage of toilets or bathroom activities. However, it lacks wit, relying on shock value. The meme's spread reflects internet meme fatigue and saturation, dulling online culture. Skibidi Toilet epitomizes the worst of internet humor, lacking creativity and substance. Its proliferation highlights the need for genuine innovation and humor in memes. Let us consign Skibidi Toilet to internet history and aspire to elevate online discourse.

"Jason, time for dinner!"
'NO MUM, IM WATCHING SKIBIDI TOILET EPISODE 69!!"

by b00heng March 21, 2024

toilet soap

When youre on the toilet and you bust a nut so hard it starts bubbling like soap

bro i just shit myself when i pulled a toilet soap!!!

by toiletsoap May 30, 2025

Skibidi toilet

Skibidi toilet is a popular series amoung the youngings, the series was made by the user name Dafuqboom it was a miracle that he discountinued because of massive backlash. The worst part about this so called slang that the generation of this time that we call ''gen alpha'' uses this sentence in like the worst moments possible.

''So how's your day?''- stranger
''Skibidi toilet'' - The victimiser

''I am sorry to say this but... She didn't make it out alive.'' - The unlucky father explaining that his mother died to cancer-

''Skibidi toilet Skibidi toilet!'' The retard-

by Skibidi toilet hater February 21, 2024