snatch crack

Not quite as bad as dumb ass. Have not achieved dumb ass status yet.

You just a snatch crack tryin to become a dumb ass!

by asystole September 13, 2009

Crack Burger

When you combine a Spicy Mc. Chicken with a Mc. Double, the key to happiness for around two dollars.

1-Dude, I got a Crack Burger!
2-What is a Crack Burger?
1-Kill yourself.

by ColoradoCannibal January 25, 2010

Cracked TV

When a homeless man/woman aquires a television set, but, realizing he/she cannot use it, sells it for crack or other drugs.

"I realized that after my electronics store was robbed the homeless people in the alley across the street were high more often, probably from selling a cracked TV.

by Bass Drop Donnie July 3, 2012

crack-attack

When a person is asleep or unconcsious and you,and your friends all spread your ass cheeks and rub your ass cracks up and down in that persons face. (Most effective after taking a shit)

John: Hey guys, Mike is asleep.....Crack-attack!

Mike: (scarred for life)

by Spacer 54 April 18, 2009

crack wine

white wine, whereby after one sip you just can't get enough

Jonathan: What we drinking tonight
Emma: I'm gonna get me some boxes of that crack wine bitch

by tinkertailor November 3, 2009

Emo Crack

Emo music that makes you scream, "OOF!!"

Brendon Urie is bae, he is my emo crack

by 061005 November 10, 2018

Crack load

What stupid dyslexic retarded drug dealers say instead of crap load

We got a shipment of cocaine today did you see it all there is a crack load

by Retardtard August 14, 2014