phail-hat

Someone who attempts to/is an ass-hat but is so obvious you know it's coming.

Omg, here comes that drunken idiot who likes to rant. Let's bail before that phail-hat comes over here.

by RandomLink February 1, 2010

Michigan hat

If someone has a Michigan Hat it means they have a bounty of a million dollars. This is because there is an “M” (million) on their head.

It doesn’t have to be an exact million, but just a large sum of money to get them gone.

KJ walkin round like he don’t got a Michigan Hat. Stupid ass…

by Spoking July 14, 2024

Cone Hatting

Where you cover all air holes of a cone, and smoke a fat joint inside. When complete, place the smoke filled cone on top of your head.

Sick Guy 1: Dude, is he Cone Hatting?!

Sick Guy 2: Yeah bro, he must be fucked!

by sick guy 101 June 18, 2012

Hat-trick

When you put a ribbed condoms on inside out. Now it's ribbed for his pleasure.

Pulled a hat-trick came quick and she never knew the better. Ribbed now for his pleasure.

by RyJerseyVset September 2, 2021

do do hat

a do do hat is a different way of saying hijab, it is most commonly used by Australians, PLEASE ACCEPT THIS

frank: hey john, why does your wife wear that do do hat?
john: its part of her culture
frank: oh ok

by swaggerpimp February 27, 2019

Toad hatting

When two women wear hats shaped like penises

Jen and Jamie thought they were being funny by toad hatting at work, now they just look like a couple of dicks.

by Paul Sanchez August 31, 2015

doing hat

an alternate name for a condom

Hey Matthew, do you have a doing hat I can borrow for the evening

by hockeynutt21 March 27, 2011