Leafy’s simp test

When a content creator alludes to another content creator’s significant other in an attempt to moderate the number of fans that follow for sexual appeasement (possible through cuck theorem). This in turn can act as a basis for determining the legitimacy of the creator.

Did you hear about Pokimane’s subscriber count? I head she’s being subject to Leafy’s simp test.

by ௵௵௵௵௵௵௵௵௵௵௵ ௵௵௵ August 6, 2020

The Cheeseburger Test

If you can see her butt hole when she stands up, she needs a cheeseburger.

Police officer 1: Excuse me, ma'am, I'm going to need you to wrap this towel around your waste and come with us.
Random THOT: What!, because of my thong!? this is bullshit! Why aren't you harassing any of these other girls!?
Police officer 2: Sorry, ma'am, this beach has a strict 'passes the cheeseburger test' only policy for thongs.
Police officer 1: Here, ma'am (hands her a cheeseburger) I'm going to have to ask you to eat this. It's the law.

by Someone who misses their balls September 6, 2020

The Gelker Test

The true test of Love.

When a couple are showering together and one wishes to test the strength of love to find out if there the one.... by shitting and seeing the others reaction

Made famous by Professor Daniel Gelker

Now practiced throughout the North America region

Hey, she passed the Gelker test bro!!

How much shit??
Bathtub was covered

Nice

by Ezras13 October 9, 2020

The Beep test

NO, NO, PLEASE GOD, NO!
You're lucky if you haven't done this, and I'm assuming you haven't considering you've looked it up on here. It's a test in which people (usually students doing this for P.E.) running back and forth between two points 20m apart. Each run must be synchronized with a pre-recorded audio track which plays beeps (hence the name 'beep test') at regular intervals.

PEteach: "Okay guys, time for The Beep test!"
Everyone: "oh no."

by PawhiskerParties! October 22, 2020

The Fitness Gram Pacer Test

a running capability test usually used on children to test their ability to run. this was especially common in elementary schools in the early 2000s to 2015, however, its recently fell out of fashion in some schools, due to children now being special little fucking snowflakes who cant run for their life.

this was also referred to as a torture method for 2nd and 5th graders, as the test is timed for every lap (running from point A, to point B back to point A), and this time limit goes up faster. most crotch goblins cant get past lap 5-7

"The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start."

or

Mike: "holy shit, i just finished the fitness gram pacer test"
Bryan: "damn, i only could make it to lap 5 before i passed out"

by Zer0Rebel4 November 9, 2020

The Covid Test

Where by some drops an absolute stinker and you can either smell it or you can’t, meaning if you can smell it, you don’t have COVID.

“I’ve just farted and it’s awful, if you have 2 sniff of that, you’re a greedy bastard” “I can’t smell anything” you need to go for the Covid test then!

by dylanscott93 November 17, 2020

Home COVID Test

Farting right next to a person you live with and not telling them to see if they still have their sense of smell.

My wife just gave me a Home COVID Test and I passed.

by AnctRome November 25, 2020