Sleep

Sleep does simply not exist. Sleep is used to trick kids into closing their eyes for hours and when they open them again, they wont remember what happened. As an adult, you do not need sleep at all.

Kid: Mommy?
Mom: Yes sweetie?
Kid: Is sleep real?
Mom: Oh honey, that is something we should discuss another time.
Mom: Now go to sleep!
Kid: Okay Mommy

by ReceptRespect May 31, 2022

Sleep

To rest after a long day, aka something you need. Yeah, I'm looking at you. Take yo ass to bed.

John Doe: I've been up at 3 in the morning watching porn

Jane Doe: Brotha go to sleep

by ThatOneCheetah January 7, 2025

sleep wacker

Someone who jerks off in their sleep

Little no pussy getting Nelvin jerks off so much he does it in his sleep too I guess you could say he's a sleep wacker

by Hang solo June 10, 2016

sleep

somthing that a gamer dosent have

bruh that gamer no sleep

by RAGEnKAZEN July 4, 2020

Sleeping Simulator

A situation where a game become so boring because theres nothing to do but waiting for something (an event or AI/another player attacking you) to happend. Usually in a Grand Strategy game where youre playing as a more pacifist or minor faction.

Greg: Yo, you wanna try playing Millenium Dawn? I heard it was set in Modern times
Nathan: No thanks, if i really want to play a Sleeping simulator i'd rather play Mobile games

by FridayNuggies July 12, 2023

Beat O’ Sleep O’

To hit the bed, hit da hay! In other words SLEEP

Say less wag, ima go beat o’ sleep o’ then safe

by Randomuser9718 August 16, 2024

Sleep drunk

The feeling once you first wake up and your brain is all slushy and you can’t really process anything. Sorta half awake and half asleep.

That was a statement of my sleep drunk moment. The statement :bring tomorrows to picnic tomatoes.

by Ashybutthole June 26, 2022