Russian tap water

A cocktail consisting of

• Vodka
• Water

Oh dude can you order me a Russian tap water, I’ll pay you back later

by SammyHammy May 25, 2023

russian ompaloompa

The Russian Ompaloompa is when the male dips his member into chocolate fondue and then proceeds to place their member inside of the mouth and throat of another until they can barely breathe while humming an eery tune.

I gave that gave that girl from the bar a golden ticket, took her home and gave her the full Russian Ompaloompa.

by georgecuntwbushtackle September 14, 2019

Russian Roulette

When a women takes 6 guys, 5 with a vasectomy and only one that is fertile. She chooses one to fuck and let finish inside of her.

Person 1: Have you ever played Russian roulette?
Person 2: Woth a gun?
Person 1: No, the one with guys!

by RealUrethraFranklin May 2, 2025

Russian Sneeze

A sneeze that is unique to Russia and the surrounding countries. They commonly look like a regular sneeze with a gunshot or heavy artillery shot in place of the sound.

European : "Sneeze"
Russian : "T-34 76.2mm HEAT Round Sound"
European: "Wow that was a Russian Sneeze"

by DarkestVoids April 1, 2021

Russian Lemonade

A Russian Lemonade consist of all the ingredients of lemonade but lemon juice is replaced with your piss

X: “Whats your favorite Drink?”
H: “Personally I enjoy a Russian Lemonade”

by th3cr34tor4557 September 20, 2023

Russian tunnel

A sex move where one shits in a woman's mouth and the woman shits after she swallowed it.

Me and my girlfriend did the Russian tunnel, we couldn't clean up

by BoatyMcstoopidface June 29, 2019

Russian Gas Pump

When you start peeing in the middle of having sex.

"Yo, last night I gave dis hoe a Russian Gas Pump, she totally dug it."
"Yo....that's disgusting."

by Singerman13 July 24, 2016