Mr. Potato Charming

A mythical hybrid man that is a cross between Prince Charming and Mr. Potato Head. Women want the prince charming that is 100% perfect, but then also need a man that will be able to change to suit their whims at any given moment.

Quote by Chris Rock -

You can never make a woman happy, it's impossible. I've never met a happy woman in my life. They're always complaining about something. You can f@&k a woman with a diamond d#^k and make her come ten times, and she'll still complain. "Why did you make me come so hard? This diamond d#^k is cloudy, why didn't you go to Tiffany's? You're so f@&king cheap."

"She is looking for Mr. Potato Charming"

by Sundevilsoul April 10, 2010

sweet potato balls

An expression to show shock or amazment. Such as holy hell.

Sweet potato balls! I haven't seen him in years!!!

by Muhahahanafawnabanana September 22, 2005

california potato chip

a potato chip made in california

by Blah October 30, 2003

sweet potato cave

A sweet potato with a hole cut out filled with butter.

I can't believe you've never had a sweet potato cave!

by Deathnote L April 24, 2014

twice baked potato

A turd that has been replaced in the butthole then crapped out a second time.

My leg was asleep and I didn't feel like getting up so I just grabbed a floater out of the toilet and stuck it back in for a twice baked potato.

by c. rollz October 19, 2013

pissed like a potato

Means your really, really drunk. Preferably off Some sort of vodka.

"man, Im pissed like a potato."

by KIKI274 September 15, 2007

all that meat and no potatos

Refers to an unusually beautiful and/or well-endowed woman who is clueless.

I understand why Todd likes Bonnie, but whoa, talk about a case of all that meat and no potatos!

by Jim&Sally February 18, 2009