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Super bowl

Pretending to be a fan of the other team and praying the patriots don’t win
Yeah super bowl tonight who u rooting for? Oh well whoever is playing the pats
by Yeetirbeyeeted February 3, 2019
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Bowl barnacle

An unrelenting morsel of fecal matter that refuses to loosen it's death grip on the toilet bowl's porcelain surface. It laughs in the face of repetitive flushing. Attempts to cleanse it via targeted urination are futile at best. It is a testament to the resilience of a well-formed stool. It is a beacon of undigested hope in an otherwise dark cave of despair. It is clingy, yet capable. It is...the bowl barnacle.
Just when she thought that she had readied their lavish Milwaukee loft for company, she discovered that her husband, after eating a bag of cheese curds, had left a large bowl barnacle in the guest bathroom toilet.
by Kjizzy February 24, 2018
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Dirty Bowl

When an opportunistic American ensnares an unsuspecting Dutchman to satisfy his eccentric bowl-related kinks.
"I'll give you a dirty bowl."
by 1temp1 December 4, 2017
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Dust bowl

A dust bowl is the act of group sex when it is performed by participants who are all over 50 years of age.
Last night was a hoot! I nearly dislocated my hip in that dust bowl!
by nevabeta October 14, 2023
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Cat bowl

When somebody cums in an inverted sternum and the female begins to lick the semen out like a cat.
Yo, check that girl out she's totally cat bowlin out of that guys chest...
by Peanut boy 12345 January 15, 2012
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Toilet Bowl

A Football game that has two very bad teams going against each other.
Commentator: “Good evening, everyone! Tonight we have the 2-8 New England Patriots taking on the 3-8 New York Giants!

Fan: This game is going to be a very bad toilet bowl.
by Walker26 November 20, 2023
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Reverse Sand bowl

The reverse sand bowl is when you put nesquik powder in your mouth and blow very hard onto your significant other's back and coating it.
We had such a fun time last night! My boyfriend did the reverse sand bowl on me and it felt amazing!
by Pun-chablegamer806 June 12, 2020
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