That's what you are.
by Jiggly February 27, 2005
Get the fudge muffin potatomug. Taking a stick of butter and shoving it in a girls vagine, waiting for the butter to melt and drip on to a piece of bread or preferably an english muffin then feeding it to the girl.
Corey: Hey Sarah wanna go grab a bite to eat
Sarah: No thanks im already full from when Mark gave me the Smelly English Muffin this morning
Sarah: No thanks im already full from when Mark gave me the Smelly English Muffin this morning
by Sashco Mitev October 8, 2008
Get the The Smelly English Muffinmug. Ally: Dude, is your girlfriend coming to the party tonight?
Adam: Yeah, I think I might bite the cherry muffin tonight.
Ally: Awesome!... Shibbie!
Adam: Yeah, I think I might bite the cherry muffin tonight.
Ally: Awesome!... Shibbie!
by Adam Staton May 15, 2007
Get the bite the cherry muffinmug. Complete social unawareness of one's appearance (i.e. having a muffin top and not realizing one's clothes do not fit properly)
Do you think that girl knows her jeans are tucked into her socks?
No way, she's got muffin top syndrome.
No way, she's got muffin top syndrome.
by Is your muffin buttered? October 21, 2010
Get the Muffin Top Syndromemug. A series of mental images a girl will use to pleasure herself in the shower. This can be compared to the masculine term: Spank Bank.
Girl 1: "Oh damn girl did you see Robert Downy Jr. in Iron man?"
Girl 2: "Yeah, I'm putting that on my muffin buffin' bookshelf "
Girl 2: "Yeah, I'm putting that on my muffin buffin' bookshelf "
by BertGregor June 12, 2008
Get the muffin buffin' bookshelf mug. A sexual position involving two African-American or black males penetrating, with their dicks, a crease of fat near the waist in a 'chubby' or overweight female.
Double: Two (Black guys)
Chocolate: Black guys*
Muffin: Referring to the Muffin Top like properties of the fat woman's waist.
*May also embrace males of other ethnicities, including but not limited to; East Indian, Pacific-Asian, Native American, and Polynesian. :P
Double: Two (Black guys)
Chocolate: Black guys*
Muffin: Referring to the Muffin Top like properties of the fat woman's waist.
*May also embrace males of other ethnicities, including but not limited to; East Indian, Pacific-Asian, Native American, and Polynesian. :P
by 5Dollaaa April 25, 2010
Get the Double Chocolate Muffinmug. Not hard to believe that scarey hairy ho came from Bighoof an the Spanky... She is definitely a Bigfoot Spank Muffin.
by RocketMan66 August 22, 2011
Get the Bigfoot Spank Muffinmug.