Mary pietrazek

A women who defied the universe and had me 🤭

She’s Mary pietrazek, coolest ever

by Your neighborhood gay December 9, 2023

maryam

a bitch who is the most toxic person alive thinks kpop is their only personality

so ugly shes such a maryam

by jhgfcvbnjkiuytfrbn December 17, 2023

Mary Kate

Mary Kate is a blonde girl with light colored eyes. She's so pretty, her hair is gorgeous, and she dresses well. She loves soccer, singing, and reading. She's sweet, down-to-earth, and determined. Shes not great at spelling but gets amazing grades. She's hard on herself.

Mary Kate is a popular girl that everyone loves.

Kid: "Who kicked the ball that high?!"
Kid 2: "Mary-Kate ofc. She's a great soccer player!"
Kid: "She should be captain! She's so good!"
Kid 2: "wow, that's a great idea! Mary Kate would be great at that, she's a great leader"

by welpimstillhere December 27, 2023

Mary

Mary is a girl who's good at everything. She's beautiful, smart, a great writer, and shes good at every sport she plays. She's especially good at soccer. She is also very holy, which leads to her success.

Noah: "Who's that?"
Sam: "oh, that's Mary."
Noah: "she's pretty"
Sam: "twat, shes taken"
Noah: " damn."

by welpimstillhere December 27, 2023

Mary Sue

A main character, usually a girl, who’s a clear self-insert into the story and is annoyingly powerful and important. Often stereotyped with unusually-coloured hair when it is parodied. Almost always supposed to be a ‘clumsy dork’ character who’s unpopular (even though they’re friends with their entire school usually and are almost always dating the guy the supposed ‘popular girl’ (whom everyone actually hates) wanted first but let’s not question that I guess)

Marinnete from miraculous ladybug is such a goddamn Mary sue

by LeoTheKilljoy January 6, 2024

mary janing

deepthroating a bong to the furthest of your capabilities, inhaling the smoke then exhaling while sticking your tongue out

Yo, make sure to clean off the bong when you're done mary janing

by anna#banana January 31, 2024

Mary Sherlock

Mary is a gorgeous young woman, a true sunshine. The people in her life can bet themselves lucky, for she is picky, but will shower those she cares for with unconditional love and gratitude.

A message for the boys out there: man up, or the memory of her will haunt your thoughts for eternity. This person made out of wonderfulness deserves nothing less than pink, fluffy p*bes. I mean b*obs. Messing with you, I mean happiness.

🪳Is that girl depressed?

🤤Nah, that's just Mary Sherlock, goddess of the sun.

🪳Soo...
🪳Seasonal depression?

🤤Yup.

by Watson4real February 11, 2024