purple jesus

the vagina of a dark skinned woman that appears purple in colour

i bet that woman has a nice purple jesus

by Mount Washington Expedition October 18, 2010

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Gay Jesus

Gay jesus a gay (usually male) individual who is most likely in a chorus or art magnet and never shuts the fuck up leading to a flock (or the correct term) herd of fags surrounding them at all time and treating them as above everyone else

"You know that fat fag gavin in the chorus magnet who never shuts the fuck up?"

"Yea they treat him like hes gay jesus or some shit"

by Short midget cunt June 11, 2018

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Bird Jesus

(n.) One of the members of the Holy Bird Trinity; son of Bird God

(adj.) related or pertaining to either Pelican Jesus or Katy Perry.

Note: Bird Jesus only exists within the religion of Bird Christianity. It, along with Bom and Scientology, make up the three Abrahamic bird religions.

Noun: Bird Jesus saved us from our sins.

Adjective: That song sounds so Bird Jesus.

by Anonymous Clammy October 2, 2017

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Jesus Chrystler

When Chrysler keeps asking for money and you want to express it by blasphemizing the Christian figure Jesus Christ.

It's an exclamatory statement used specifically for when Chrysler does something wrong.

Blair: (reading from article) Chrysler has asked for another $5 billion for the bale out to be a success.

Wood: Jesus Chrystler!

by Jefbag October 3, 2009

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Green Jesus

A form of currency. e.g. dollars, euro, franc, peso, pound, shilling, yen

1. I used some of the Green Jesus to buy some nachos.

2. After winning the lottery, I used the Green Jesus at a strip club to purchase a fine looking lady.

3. Ben Dover wanted to go to the bar, but he didn't have any of the Green Jesus to buy beer.

by Rock Alexander April 19, 2009

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