one of the best people you will ever meet. He will be your best friend but you might not be his because he has lots of friends due to his kindness. he is ginger which means he is a special species. He will always argue that gingers need to be a minority. He will remind you of your siblings. he is extremely smart and will probably end up at an ivy league. he will talk to you for hours and always responds. never trust him on a four-wheeler. definitely needs to be kept away from any sort of weapon. he doesn't like roller coasters. you can talk to him about anything and he will understand. one of the greatest friends you will ever have.
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