An amazing person that deserves better. Usually touch-starved, and has had their heart broken more than once. Jordans are really loyal, and won't leave your side- as long as you don't leave theirs. They're probably into some weird fandom that they rant to you about all the time. Probably surprisingly good at video games, secretly loves to read, and is really creative. Don't be afraid to ask them out; they're usually really approachable and will try to start a conversation with you.
Bonus if they're part of the LGBTQ+ community in some way. Even if they insist they aren't, they probably are.
Bonus if they're part of the LGBTQ+ community in some way. Even if they insist they aren't, they probably are.
by darkchallengerr November 21, 2021
Get the Jordanmug. jordan guidotti is a type of person you want to get backshots from and want his penis in your mouth because it will give a mouthful of sperm he is so sexy usually brown curly hair and medium height he has the biggest penis you'll ever see
by goofy kid1133988 February 13, 2024
Get the jordan guidottimug. Umm so prepare to read a rant....THIS DUDE THIS FREAKING DUDE is the WORST (trust me)....so first of all he has ANGER ISSUES like punches hole in walls, second he is one of those people that are smart (not a genius by ANY means what so ever) but refuses to try at all....he has a GPA under 1.5 when he is perfectly capable of keeping it higher than a 3.5 He also moves on and dates people super quickly and if he doesn't have a gf he is more than willing to go back to his ex till he finds one even if he doesn't like her. He is also sorta a jerk to his gf....his gf and him were sitting by eachother and his gf was talking about a wedding (they are 17 so obviously it was just a fantasy not really a plan) and me (a very single person) says I'm not gonna plan my wedding not like anyone is gonna marry me anyway AND JORDAN AKA HER BF AGREES WITH ME....and this other girl had a crush on Jordan and he WENT ON VACATION WITH HER WHILE HE HAD A GF and when he came back he said "he just didn't love her anymore"
(Oh and Jordan if you see this we know about September 6th-16th in 2019 and all the post YOU HAD A GF)
Also Jordans a drummer he is okay but stop practicing when everything else is quiet on the worlds LOUDEST instrument
(Oh and Jordan if you see this we know about September 6th-16th in 2019 and all the post YOU HAD A GF)
Also Jordans a drummer he is okay but stop practicing when everything else is quiet on the worlds LOUDEST instrument
person 1- That rant was crazy
Me (the person that wrote it)- Yah, but its not an attack at all Jordans just that one
Other Jordans- thank the lord
Me (the person that wrote it)- Yah, but its not an attack at all Jordans just that one
Other Jordans- thank the lord
by Matilda_Squid8573 September 24, 2020
Get the Jordanmug. by Massive schlong Robert October 28, 2020
Get the Jordanmug. The one who got away. The one person who makes you question everything in your life, yet has no part in it. He is intelligent, witty, often sarcastic and always subtly charming. He is someone who makes you smile at the mere thought of him, yet hasn't the slightest idea of his impact or worth. He often looks down on himself and thinks no one would bother thinking about him, yet he's always on your mind. He sometimes feels like his life is of little value, but those who know him only wish he knew how much he truly means to them. Jordan can sometimes be shy and soft-spoken, but beneath the surface his thoughts hold great depth and authenticity. He is a genuine soul that you'll never want to let go of. Once you meet a Jordan, you'll have a hard time ever letting go.
by namezsayz May 8, 2023
Get the Jordanmug. Jordan has the fattest ass to ever exist. It moves when he walk and if you slap it, it’s like straight gellooooo. He is the definition of GYAT MMMMMM. And he plays basketball btw.
by mommy mentle December 7, 2022
Get the Jordanmug. by Jmanthebomb June 3, 2018
Get the Jordan Swillingmug.