Nick

Nicks are the star of the show and everyone’s best friends. He’s got a funny and charming exterior but deep down inside he just wants to find an Asian baby girl to ride off in the sunset with. They fight the addiction of vaping or gambling, but it‘s just part of the package. He struggles to balance FOMO or leaving you on read and he often loses sleep over it.

Yo Nick, let me hit that vape.

Nick: no dude, buy your own.

by Featured November 23, 2021

Nick fart

A fart that is typically released in the dead of night with a foul, warm egg, cheesy, mayo stench.

Wow! That Nick fart you ripped last night was a wet one!

by Car4k July 21, 2022

Nick

Eat ass fucking bitch he sucks my left ballsack he looks like a ballsack on a stick

Nick u suck

by Ho1000 November 12, 2019

Nick

Nick is the type who is so terrible it’s funny. He’s the type with the logic that if you bake cookies for 10 minuets at 400 degrees then you could bake them for 1 minuet at 4,000 degrees. He defines all figurative language.

There’s the friend, then there’s the Nick.

Nick: HEY! IF I COOK SPAGHETTI AT 315 DEGREES FOR 30 MINUETS COULD I COOK IT AT 15 DEGREES FOR 2 MINUETS?!

Friend: THATS NOT HOW COOKING WORKS NICK!

by ImaDinosaurRawr June 7, 2018

Nick

The kinkiest guy to ever live. Will kill himself to get an erection. Blood turns him on. So does a crippling lack of oxygen.

Person 1: hey, I broke 6 of my toes and orgasmed instantly.

Person 2: what the fuck you are actually a Nick

Person 1: I like the way death strokes my cock.

Person 2: I'd tell you to go die but you'd probably cum.

by NickPleaseStop December 5, 2019

Nick

A 12 year old kid that is the best at football and loves Tom Brady. Nick is faster than anything. He is really athletic. Nick is really hot. All the girls love Nick and all the men are gay for Nick. Nick is the best any girl can ask for (unless your a hoe) Nick is gonna be like Tom Brady when he's older. Nick likes big booty.

I want to be Nick
You are just like Nick

by Rickie purple May 14, 2018

Nick

Nick, the type of guy who's girlfriend gets mad at him for being in the vleesboek 2.0 group.

Nick got smacked by his girlfriend for being in vleesboek 2.0.

by Niggablaster045 June 5, 2018