A theoretical unit of measurement used by NASA and related illuminati "scientists" to sell you a completely false cosmological paradigm.
Nasa Scientist 1: I can't wait to rip off tax payers with the heliocentric bullshit.
Nasa Scientist 2: Yea it'll take these dim wits several light years to get the joke.
Nasa Scientist 1: yea lol, wankers
Nasa Scientist 2: Yea it'll take these dim wits several light years to get the joke.
Nasa Scientist 1: yea lol, wankers
by Basedaf111 August 7, 2022
Get the Light Yearmug. The use of hazard lights / four-way-flashes in order to park absolutely anywhere. It doesn't matter if the spot is double-yellow lines, has no room to fit a car, or is a busy highway intersection. Just put the flashes on and stick the car anywhere you like. You are very important, and normal parking rules don't apply to you.
Named for the kind of car that seems to include these as a standard feature, but also readily available on BMWs and Audis.
Named for the kind of car that seems to include these as a standard feature, but also readily available on BMWs and Audis.
"I really need to go into this store, but the nearest car park is over a minute's walk away. I'll just pull over in the middle of the road and use my Mercedes Parking Lights. They let me park wherever I want."
by astride November 28, 2023
Get the Mercedes Parking Lightsmug. Multicoloured LED party lights that one would usually find in a ket den, or a UK university halls. Songs that compliment ket lights include most drum and bass, particularly 'The Damn Guy' by Grima x Azza.
by _mayhem February 6, 2020
Get the ket lightsmug. The Sun creates, provides, and sustain all life as we know and is the Pure Traveling Light and not really the “Sun”.
by The Covenant Messenger September 25, 2025
Get the Pure Traveling Lightmug. A constant on and off again relationship
by Power Company July 20, 2024
Get the Light switch Relationshipmug. by 713-941 April 27, 2020
Get the Lightmug. when your about to have sex and usually the woman will give a signal typically with their eyes and facial expression signalling her consent
Girl: *closes eyes slowly*
(or pulls any expression giving an obvious consent face)
Guy:'was that it, was that the green light, am i good to go?!'
(or pulls any expression giving an obvious consent face)
Guy:'was that it, was that the green light, am i good to go?!'
by that aussie October 30, 2021
Get the The Green Lightmug.