crap hits the fan

When your life circumstances were good, and then they just imploded, exploded, and eviscerated right in front of you. Leaving you not two steps up, minus one. Rather, when the crap hits the fan, you are stepless, and have to learn how to crawl. Once again.

Wow, the crap hits the fan when you can't pay your rent.

by Tamscot June 5, 2016

I'ma hit you on it

To meet up, get up, contact someone (via text message, phone call, show up at their door, facebook or other social media, etc.)

Adin ross made it

@blixkooo on instagram

I'ma hit you on it dude

by Kiddchina August 7, 2021

hit my jack

to like hit someone up on they phone (milwaukee wisconsin slang)

what’s up shawty, you a fire bitty on what!
hit my jack later girl

by milwaukeeslang May 29, 2023

Shit hit the drain

Malaphor of the idioms "Shit hit the fan" and "Down the drain"

When something so nasty works out so right it is as if you took a shit and it went straight down the drain as it fell.

"Bro I told Brittany I wanted to tie her legs to the ceiling, strip her down, and coat her in cream cheese and the broad says she wants to see me Friday night! The shit hit the drain for real this time man."

by LemmeStikMyToungueInYoButthole January 6, 2022

hit them kneecaps

Perform oral sex to someone

I took her to the club last night, and when we got back to the crib , she hit them kneecaps .

by Lonesomelife October 9, 2017

The Helmers Two-Hit

Where you can only take two drags of a bowl (420) unless you wanna die

*passing a joint*
Guy 1: Bro, you barely took a drag!
Guy 2: I had my 2- got the Helmers two-hit
Guy 1: Ahhh, respect bro, good luck

by Mr_Boo August 19, 2023

Hits the nail on the cherry

When the marijuana affects the smoker of it in such a way that it fulfills their high ideals.

This strain really hits the nail on the cherry.

by The Degenerate Rat May 4, 2021