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gay friend

An insult, although not meant to disparage actual gay people. It is a pheneomenon in which a heterosexual man unsuccessfully attempts to woo a woman and winds up being an intimate but wholly platonic friend instead. The man naively believes that if he just sticks around long enough, and shows the woman his sincerity, a romantic relationship will eventually develop. In actuality, this will never, ever happen. Hence the man is the "de-facto gay friend." One can also be a "post-relationship gay friend." In this situation, a romantic relationship ends, but the woman says, "let's be friends; I still want you to be my best friend." The man, somewhat pathetically, agrees to this proposal because of confusion, cowardice, or simple foolishness.
Don't be the gay friend, dude, because she's not really interested.
by Peter Weinberger January 30, 2007
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jake-be-gay

Jake-be-gay it's so annoying.
by headass69666 June 9, 2018
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benjamin is gay

benjamin is gay cuz he fuk hes dog
by titihunter542 September 10, 2019
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gay pride

Collective noun for a group of gay lions.
There aren't any lionesses, it must be a gay pride.
by Andy April 20, 2004
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Ryan is gay

Ryan is gay and loves men
Ryan is gay.
by Ryan is gay and loves men October 24, 2020
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Gay Sex

Literally the opposite of heterosexual sex.

Typically between 2 gay men, but can easily be between 2 gay (lesbian) women.
“Hey, Victor... WANT TO HAVE GAY SEX?”

“Sure, let’s do it...”

“Let’s 69 first!”

“That’s hot.”
by Elsa Buttersworth December 5, 2019
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gay josh

A complete gay twat who doesn't be treat girls with respect he just wants u for sex and is an abusive little cunt. His hair is shit and has a shitty man bun. His dick is big but that's only the one on his head. He needs to shave his stupid pedo rash. His nose is bigger than his fucking dick.
by Stopbeingacunt101 April 21, 2017
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